Monthly Archives: April 2022

Back In Action!!!

Let’s face it. The last couple of years were tough. Tried as I might, I could not get clients to let me come on site to their offices. Remote work just doesn’t cut it for me. As a high flying mega-consultant, I cannot limit myself to webcams. Microsoft Teams, Zoom, and WebEx just don’t capture my aura. Luckily, I was able to focus my efforts on cryptocurrency and my books. I hate to brag, but I made several million dollars and was able to keep myself afloat.

Exciting Announcement!

Now, I am back in action. I got the band back together and we had our first onsite visit this week. I retained my status with the airline (of course) and immediately resumed my rightful place in First Class. The feel of the hot towel as I washed perspiration from my face was delightful. How I missed the taste of orange juice freshly squeezed out of a carton in a plastic cup! During the flight I prepared myself mentally for the customer visit. Upon landing, I immediately staked my claim to an upgraded SUV that could seat 8 people. The 3 of us climbed in and declined the pre-paid option for refueling. As a big time executive consultant, I will return the car and my company will pay the $13.56 per gallon to refill this vehicle!